"A Drycleaner's Dream"

Written by Harold

One shirt, two shirt, stained shirt, stinky dress.
All of our customers hire us to clean up their mess. 
Some are careful, some are not.
Most got dressed too quick and spent the night smoking cheap pot.
Smells and odors may not stay,
But the drunk memories of spilled vodka never go away. 
A drycleaner's dream is to fool the naked eye,
And convince the garment owner there is nothing new on the Amazon for them to buy.